Mistakes Newcastle Made

To accurately chronicle the panoply of bumbles, bungles, and flat-out mistakes Newcastle United made to fall into the second division would be a herculean feat, worthy of an entire history of web pages. And while I can only cover so much, this page may help to explain the dire situation Newcastle has concocted for itself, because–unlike a “normal” club–Newcastle don’t just cock up. We incite disaster.

  1. Steve McClaren
  2. John Carver
  3. Alan Pardew
  4. Sam Allardyce
  5. Graeme Souness
  6. “Sports Direct Arena”
  7. Moussa Sissoko: vice captain
  8. Buying Remy Cabella and Not Playing Him
  9. Buying Florian Thauvin and Not Playing Him
  10. Joe Kinnear (As Manager)
  11. Selling Yohan Cabaye and Never Replacing Him
  12. Getting Rid of Adidas as Kit-Producer
  13. Kenny Dalglish
  14. Joe Kinnear (As Executive)
  15. Wonga

 

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